Romeo, the love struck fool

- Romeo was but a love struck fool -

There is a Romeo in this tale I tell
But from strong courage he does not dwell
Strength, Bravery doth not come from thee
He is but a teenager lost in such fantasy


Romeo: ' I am such Romeo, and my heart weeps
for the love of dear Rosalyne and her eyes deep.
Oh how her soul sets me alight,
I shall die with out Rosalyne I know it are true!
None other than her love will ever do.'


And now comes Juliet into his life, another such fool who will cause herself strife.


Juliet: 'Me, I am Juliet. There's not much more to say,
it will just take one man to sweep me away.'


Romeo: 'Juliet you say? Well I think she will do,
my soul is in need of a lover or two!
And although I had one, I will now have another

Juliet, Juliet, oh how my heart pines,
I am a man with a dick and half of a mind!
I shall die without Juliet, I know it are true!
None other than her love will ever do.'


And because he was young with a teenager's heart, Romeo lived up to the stereotype and caused a great lark. He got himself banished and sent away, leaving Juliet alone to ponder her days.

Now Juliet, not the brightest of sorts, decided that some attention-seeking malarkey would fix all her problems. And so after tossing up razors and blinds she settled on poison to ease her mind.

Juliet: 'But just enough to get them worried.'

And when Romeo came bounding back, he found Juliet dead, right there in the sack.

Romeo: 'Oh, oh the terrible pain, of my over inflated teenage brain!
Because of my idiocy I shall not mourn in time,
ill kill myself too and cause such a crime!'

So Romeo carked it right there on the floor, another washed up life given to the dramatics of a teenage whore.

And when Juliet rose to find Romeo dead, not much of a thought passed through her head. So she blew out her brains, and ended up dead.

Romantic?